January 2012
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I just tried using Liam Neeson's speech from the...
Amazon Customer Service Rep: Sir, we're very sorry but your package won't ship until the 16th of September unless you upgrade your shipping.
Me: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for overnight charges, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skill...s that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my package go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Amazon Customer Service Rep: I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to talk to my sales manager.
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Watcheverybodylovescoryandlea:
@CoryMonteith - http://yfrog.com/ba713z
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hellokittychainsaw:
what did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school
bison
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waitingforthewaves:
Sara Quin- Try Sleeping With...
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Watchranga-sauce:coughlins:thechosenjuan:
favorite line of 2011
THIS OMG THIS.
#cat + daniel craig = otp
Unbreakable women: in pictures →
annaverve:
This made me cry.
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louiswalsh:
The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
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